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Adult Supervision

Little Moishie Gross has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother asked, "Moishie, what happened today to upset you so?"

Moishie answered, "It's not fair that I'm not allowed to go to the library."

Moishie’s mother became very concerned and asked, "Why aren't you allowed to go to the library?"

With a tearful reply he said, "Because, in order to go to the library you have to have super-vision, and I wear glasses!"

Texas Rancher in Israel

A Texas cattleman on vacation in Israel was visiting an agricultural kibbutz one day, boasting to the kibbutznik about the size of his ranch. "Takes me three whole days to ride across my farm on a horse."

Dudu, the kibbutznik takes a slow drink of water and replies, "We had a horse like that once, but I shot the lazy thing."

Bubbie Knows Best

When eight year old Rivka visits her Bubbie, she loves to watch her in the kitchen. "Bubbie," Rivka asked one day, "where did you learn how to cook?"

Bubbie told her that she learned from her mother and passed on this knowledge to her daughter. "Someday," Bubbie continued, "your mother will pass this knowledge along to you."

There was a short silence. "I’m not so sure," Rivka said. "Mommy puts everything in the microwave. I think I’ll be better off if I stay here and watch you."


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